Holiday Shipping: How will you make sure early shipping doesn’t spoil the surprise?

This is what we were worried about. Surprises are AWESOME and not to be messed with.

Our solution: Every shipment will be secured with custom-made black ops security devices that will allow the USPS box to be opened only at 12:00:01 am on the scheduled holiday. And

Just joking!

 But, we are not joking about keeping your surprise safe. So, we have designed these adorable (read: dire warning) stickers to put on the actual seams of the USPS shipping boxes your presents are in.

Your family and friends will literally have to cut through the sticker to open the box!

I mean, if they do that before the holiday, then y’all need give them a what fer. Holiday or not.